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    > >The last four ex-US Presidents are caught in a tornado, and off
    > >they spin to OZ. They finally make it to the Emerald City and
    > >come before the Great Wizard.
    > >
    > >"WHAT BRINGS YOU BEFORE THE GREAT WIZARD OF OZ?"
    > >
    > >Jimmy Carter steps forward timidly: "I've come for some
    > >courage."
    > >
    > >"NO PROBLEM!" says the Wizard. "WHO IS NEXT?"
    > >
    > >Ronald Reagan steps forward, "Well. . . I. . .think I need a
    > >brain."
    > >
    > >"DONE" says the Wizard. "WHO COMES NEXT BEFORE THE GREAT AND
    > >POWERFUL OZ?"
    > >
    > >Up steps George Bush sadly, "I'm told by the Democrats that I
    > >need a heart."
    > >
    > >"I'VE HEARD IT' S TRUE!" says the Wizard. "CONSIDER IT DONE."
    > >
    > >There is a great silence in the hall. Bill Clinton is just standing
    > >there,looking around, but doesn't say a word. Irritated, the Wizard
    > >finally asks, WHAT DO YOU WANT?"
    > >
    > >"Is Dorothy here?"

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    :lol:

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