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    You know how in all of Tarantino or Scorcese movies, there is always a scene of extreme violence, where a corny song from the 70's plays in the background? On the surface, it seems innapropriate, but for some reason, it just works.

    For example, Steelers Wheels 'Stuck in the middle with you' playing while Michael Madsen pours gasoline over that cops head, or Donavans 'Atlantis' playing while Deniro and Pesci play kickball with that made Gambino soldiers' head.

    You know what I'm talking about? Yeah, so anyway, it gives me an idea. When they catch Osama Bin Laden (right before the 2004 election) they should hand him over to those guys, and we can have a pay-per view snuff film. Think about it:

    While Rocky Burnettes 'Toein the line' plays, we get some Russian mafia types (they're suited for this type of work) from Coney Island to shove a meat gaff up Osama's balloon knot, set his face on fire, and then lower him into a wood chipper. Feet first. No? How about this one-

    We throw Osama in a tank full of Piranha while Brenda Lee's 'Rockin around the Christmas tree' plays?

    I'm telling ya, I'm onto something here. Work with me you silly little freaks!

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    This is the 21st century, though, and America -- as you well know -- has degenerated into postmodern socialist decadence.

    Hence, I think it should be Paul Thomas Anderson doing a split-screen job on Usama and Saddam with Supertramp playing in the backround. Then a bizarre plague of frogs or locusts appears just as the death blows are dealt, with a weeping reconciliation between Tim Robbins (played by John C. Reilly) and George W. Bush (played by Philip Baker Hall) over the split-screen corpses. Then, the missing WMD falls from the sky. As an epilogue, Bush and Robbins open a baseball memorabilia store and learn the subtleties of platonic male bonding.

    Philip Seymore Hoffman would have a cameo as Karl Rove somewhere in this epic.

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    LOL at both posts

    i would love to see rockin around the xmas tree in a grizzly murder scene

    also Junta is right PTA doesn't wipe his ass without John C Reilly or Phillp Hofman on the set

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    News on QT's newest release:

    Kill Bill:

    More fuel is being added to the fire over the Tarantino flick. A while back David Carradine indicated the film was so long that Miramax was considering splitting it into two parts, the claim later denied. Then last week Entertainment Weekly regurgitated the rumour and this time it seems to have more weight although nothing official has yet been said. AICN indicates they've heard that "Kill Bill Volume I" & "Kill Bill Volume II" may be the potential titles but either way we will be getting something on October 10th. Now this past weekend DH has learned David Carradine has yet again spoken up on the issue at the Dallas Comic Con and 'Daniel' was there to reveal what was said - "He stated that Kill Bill may be broken up in to two parts - apparently they have a rough cut of about 200 mins and Miramax along with Tarantino are deciding whether or not to chop the length into one dose or just do it as two movies. Mr. Carradine seemed to believe that they are leaning towards two films though". A final verdict is expected at this weekend's San Diego Comic Con.

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    Figure, a Ray Liotta-"Narc" type beating, Joe Pesci with that "Casino" toolbench and Max Von Sydow with a cross as in"The Exorcist" demanding his conversion, while Jenna Jameson force-feeding him a BLT . "Take the Long Way Home" works in that sceanario.

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    Please. Just strip him naked and have him shot to death with paint balls flying in at 200 mph. Executing a notrious terrorist won't give the sickos in Bugg's thread quite the thrill that landing a few on a girl's backside will, but they'll pay 10 grand for the sport of it and the money can be used to build bigger and better naked paint ball "sports/hunt" stadiums across the nation. Since Bin Laden's "thing" is the amoral, sick and evil all-pervasive American culture and the threat it poses to human decency, it will be only fitting he become the patron saint of depravity.

    Evidently, nothing the films portray, even in the imaginations of the Scorceses and Tarantinos, can rival the day to day, banal yet insidious loathsomeness of what we ourselves have concocted.

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    Originally posted by Jet Set Junta@Jul 15 2003, 11:20 AM
    This is the 21st century, though, and America -- as you well know -- has degenerated into postmodern socialist decadence.

    Hence, I think it should be Paul Thomas Anderson doing a split-screen job on Usama and Saddam with Supertramp playing in the backround. Then a bizarre plague of frogs or locusts appears just as the death blows are dealt, with a weeping reconciliation between Tim Robbins (played by John C. Reilly) and George W. Bush (played by Philip Baker Hall) over the split-screen corpses. Then, the missing WMD falls from the sky. As an epilogue, Bush and Robbins open a baseball memorabilia store and learn the subtleties of platonic male bonding.

    Philip Seymore Hoffman would have a cameo as Karl Rove somewhere in this epic.
    Deal.

    Under one condition, though. After OBL, we do Rosie O'Donnell, too.

    The pay per view reciepts will pay off the national debt. I know what I'm talking about.

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    Originally posted by HermsHerald@Jul 15 2003, 11:35 AM
    Since Bin Laden's "thing" is the amoral, sick and evil all-pervasive American culture and the threat it poses to human decency, it will be only fitting he become the patron saint of depravity.

    Wait! You've given me an idea.

    A Fox Hunt! Only instead of a fox, OBL! It's perfect! It reconciles everything about western culture that guys like OBL have been so critical about-

    The snobby, elitist sport of the fox hunt reduced to a debauched pay per view event, wrought with Coors lite commercials and gratuitious sexy shots of half naked chicks!

    Definitely have to work a monster truck rally somewhere into this event, though. Some feedback, please!

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    LMAO, JetMo.. just give us silly little freaks some topics. we will not let you down lololol

    later

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    Alex - There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pete, Georgie, and Dim, Dim being really dim, and we sat in a Korova Milkbar making up our rassoodocks what to do with the evening.

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    Originally posted by Jet Moses+Jul 15 2003, 11:47 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Jet Moses @ Jul 15 2003, 11:47 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--HermsHerald@Jul 15 2003, 11:35 AM
    Since Bin Laden&#39;s "thing" is the amoral, sick and evil all-pervasive American culture and the threat it poses to human decency, it will be only fitting he become the patron saint of depravity.

    Wait&#33; You&#39;ve given me an idea.

    A Fox Hunt&#33; Only instead of a fox, OBL&#33; It&#39;s perfect&#33; It reconciles everything about western culture that guys like OBL have been so critical about-

    The snobby, elitist sport of the fox hunt reduced to a debauched pay per view event, wrought with Coors lite commercials and gratuitious sexy shots of half naked chicks&#33;

    Definitely have to work a monster truck rally somewhere into this event, though. Some feedback, please&#33; [/b][/quote]
    Jetmoses I was thinking the same thing&#33; For musical accompaniment you can play "Psycho Killer" by the Talking Heads blaring out of huge speakers set up.

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    Originally posted by jetswin@Jul 15 2003, 11:50 AM




    Alex - There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pete, Georgie, and Dim, Dim being really dim, and we sat in a Korova Milkbar making up our rassoodocks what to do with the evening.
    Perfect&#33; We&#39;ll put OBL in the trunk of the Durango 500, and let little Alex and his Droogs play "Hogs of the road" for a spell. This will pad the time so we can sell more commercials.

    We&#39;ll pipe in music during this slot:

    Hitchin&#39; a ride by Vanity Fair.

    http://www.webfitz.com/lyrics/Lyrics/1970/371970.html

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    Originally posted by Jet Moses+Jul 15 2003, 11:55 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Jet Moses @ Jul 15 2003, 11:55 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--jetswin@Jul 15 2003, 11:50 AM




    Alex - There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pete, Georgie, and Dim, Dim being really dim, and we sat in a Korova Milkbar making up our rassoodocks what to do with the evening.
    Perfect&#33; We&#39;ll put OBL in the trunk of the Durango 500, and let little Alex and his Droogs play "Hogs of the road" for a spell. This will pad the time so we can sell more commercials.

    We&#39;ll pipe in music during this slot:

    Hitchin&#39; a ride by Vanity Fair.

    http://www.webfitz.com/lyrics/Lyrics/1970/371970.html [/b][/quote]
    can you guys see the picture? I can&#39;t

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    Originally posted by Jet Moses+Jul 15 2003, 11:55 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Jet Moses @ Jul 15 2003, 11:55 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--jetswin@Jul 15 2003, 11:50 AM




    Alex - There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pete, Georgie, and Dim, Dim being really dim, and we sat in a Korova Milkbar making up our rassoodocks what to do with the evening.
    Perfect&#33; We&#39;ll put OBL in the trunk of the Durango 500, and let little Alex and his Droogs play "Hogs of the road" for a spell. This will pad the time so we can sell more commercials.

    We&#39;ll pipe in music during this slot:

    Hitchin&#39; a ride by Vanity Fair.

    http://www.webfitz.com/lyrics/Lyrics/1970/371970.html [/b][/quote]
    what about Ludwig V. :lol:

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    Originally posted by Jet Moses@Jul 19 2003, 02:23 AM
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    Take him up to Lapland and let him be dragged to his death by a herd of reindeer. You really don&#39;t need to guess the song.

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    Originally posted by jesper stromblad rules@Jul 19 2003, 06:48 PM
    Take him up to Lapland and let him be dragged to his death by a herd of reindeer. You really don&#39;t need to guess the song.
    Cameo- Shake your pants.

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    Originally posted by Jet Moses+Jul 19 2003, 11:53 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Jet Moses @ Jul 19 2003, 11:53 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--jesper stromblad rules@Jul 19 2003, 06:48 PM
    Take him up to Lapland and let him be dragged to his death by a herd of reindeer. You really don&#39;t need to guess the song.
    Cameo- Shake your pants. [/b][/quote]
    You know? That WOULD work&#33;

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    How about we make this a real snuff film? We get Bad Mama Jama to sit on his face&#33;

    Soundtrack:

    In a cavern down by a canyon
    Excavatin&#39; for a mine
    There lived a miner from North Carolina
    And his daughter, chubby Clementine

    Now every mornin&#39;, just about dawnin&#39;
    A&#39;when the sun begins to shine
    You know she would rouse up, wake all a dem cows up
    And walk &#39;em down to her Daddy&#39;s mine

    A&#39;took the foot bridge, way &#39;cross the water
    Though she weighed two-ninety nine
    The old bridge trembled and disassembled
    (Oops&#33 Dumped her into the foamy brine

    Hey, crackle like thunder (Ho, ho) she went under
    (Ho, ho) Blowin bubbles (Bubbling sound) down the line
    Hey, I&#39;m no swimm&#39;a but were she slimm&#39;a
    I might&#39;a saved that Clementine

    (Ho) Broke the record, way under water
    I thought that she was doin&#39; fine
    I wasn&#39;t nervous yeah until the service
    That they held for Clementine

    Hey you sailor (Ho, ho) way out in your whaler
    With a harpoon, your trusty line
    If she shows now, yo, there she blows now
    It just may be chunky Clementine

    (One more time)
    Oh my darlin&#39;, oh my darlin&#39;, oh my darlin&#39;
    Oh my darlin&#39; , oh my darlin&#39; sweet Clementine
    You may be gone
    But&#33;
    You&#39;re not forgotten
    Fare thee well
    So long, Clementine
    (Bubbling sound)
    Bye&#33;

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