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    what are some of yours?

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    If I had a million dollars cash and I wanted to buy those legs, that wouldn't even be enough for the down-payment

    But seriously, that one always gets a chuckle ... it's a decent ice-breaker


    PS. I invented that one myself ... I think I was drunk that nite?

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    one of my friends is.......nice shoes wanna f*ck

    i like my car is nice especially the back seat wanna go see it?

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    Originally posted by BuffaloR0cker36@Jul 27 2003, 10:03 PM
    one of my friends is.......nice shoes wanna f*ck

    i like my car is nice especially the back seat wanna go see it?
    That blouse looks nice on you ... though I'm sure it would look even better lying on the floor at the foot of my bed B)

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    Do you like sausage in the can?

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    Got any Irish in ya?....ya want some?

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    Yes im a bills fan but i hate the dolphins!

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    I lost my number, can I have yours?

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    Do you sleep on you stomach?.............Can I?

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    "Hi, Room Service? This is Kobe Bryant..."

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    Originally posted by TomShane@Jul 27 2003, 11:50 PM
    "Hi, Room Service? This is Kobe Bryant..."
    LMAO :lol:

    TS ... yet another classic :lol:

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    My fav: The word of the day is legs, lets go back to my place and spread the word.

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    1.wanna raise my kids? :blink:

    2."Sweetheart they dont call me the stilt for nothin"-wilt chamberland

    3.who's horny?

    4. are you ready for the best 30 seconds of your life?

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    <_< Just one question guys........do any of you ACTUALLY score with those lines? Inquiring minds want to know........ :unsure:

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    How Much for around the World??

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    Hey good lookin&#39;, what&#39;s cookin&#39;?

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    Originally posted by DOLPHINWORSHIPPER2@Jul 28 2003, 09:34 AM
    Hey good lookin&#39;, what&#39;s cookin&#39;?
    I&#39;d pay money to see you try that one on some South Beach honey.

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    I&#39;m sure you hear this a lot, but are you a model?

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    Here are a few....

    "That blouse is so empowering."

    "Carrie is totally going to end up with Big, don&#39;t ya think?"

    Lick your finger and touch your shoulder and then hers and say, "We should probably get out of these wet clothes, huh?"

    "I&#39;m fat, broke and rude...wanna get it on?"

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    "hey lass, pick a number between 1 and 10"
    "okay,.........4&#33;"
    "you lose, take all your clothes off."

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