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    Q - Who is the only man who could overthrow Saddam Hussein?

    A - Vinnie Testeverde

    Q - What does Usama Bin Laden have that the JETS don't?

    A - Bin Laden has a running game.

    Q - What do the JETS and Billy Graham have in common?

    A - They both can make a stadium filled with 77,000 people yell JESUS CHRIST!

    Q - How do you keep a JETS player out of your yard?

    A - Draw a Goal Line there.

    Q - Where in the NY/NJ area would you go in case of a tornado?

    A - The Meadowlands, There's never a touchdown there.

    Q - What's the difference between the JETS and a dollar bill?

    A - You can get four good quarters out of a dollar bill.

    Q - What do the JETS and possums have in common?

    A - Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.

    Q - Why was Paul Hackett upset when the JETS playbook was stolen?

    A - Because he hadn't finished reading it yet.

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    Why are the tires on Hermys Lexus bald?

    Because he only believes in rotating them, never changing them.

    Why was Hermy late for dinner?

    Because he doesnt understand how a clock works

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    Originally posted by tailgators@Oct 2 2003, 01:42 PM
    Q - Who is the only man who could overthrow Saddam Hussein?

    A - Vinnie Testeverde

    Q - What does Usama Bin Laden have that the JETS don't?

    A - Bin Laden has a running game.

    Thank you I needed that. :lol:

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    Good ones.

    Sad, but true............

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    Q: Why was John Abraham's DWI accident surprising?

    A: It was the first time he'd hit anything all year.

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    Why was josh evans confused?

    Because when rubin asked him to get a sack, he returned with a half ounce

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    Its happened late night, as well.

    The number one thing that Miss America said was good about winning the contest on David Letterman's top ten: She has more wins then the Jets.

    Kids came to the Conan O'Brien show (at least that was the skit), and drew pictures of their days. The Jets showed up at the show, and one kid drew it. On the ground, you saw half dead Jets with a toddler standing with a football. Score: Us (the kids) 64 Jets 0.

    Back to the Kotite days again.

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    Originally posted by stonehands@Oct 2 2003, 03:03 PM
    Q: Why was John Abraham's DWI accident surprising?

    A: It was the first time he'd hit anything all year.
    I beg to differ! wait a min. :o ..didn`t john get two sacks in the first game!

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    Originally posted by dickkotite@Oct 2 2003, 03:07 PM
    Why was josh evans confused?

    Because when rubin asked him to get a sack, he returned with a half ounce
    ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!


    dick kotite strikes again!

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    Originally posted by tailgators@Oct 2 2003, 01:42 PM
    Q - Who is the only man who could overthrow Saddam Hussein?

    A - Vinnie Testeverde

    Q - What does Usama Bin Laden have that the JETS don't?

    A - Bin Laden has a running game.

    Q - What do the JETS and Billy Graham have in common?

    A - They both can make a stadium filled with 77,000 people yell JESUS CHRIST!

    Q - How do you keep a JETS player out of your yard?

    A - Draw a Goal Line there.

    Q - Where in the NY/NJ area would you go in case of a tornado?

    A - The Meadowlands, There's never a touchdown there.

    Q - What's the difference between the JETS and a dollar bill?

    A - You can get four good quarters out of a dollar bill.

    Q - What do the JETS and possums have in common?

    A - Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.

    Q - Why was Paul Hackett upset when the JETS playbook was stolen?

    A - Because he hadn't finished reading it yet.
    hahaha , but you could use most of those jokes for any team

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    not for a good team you cant

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    Originally posted by -inVINCEible-@Oct 2 2003, 03:51 PM
    hahaha , but you could use most of those jokes for any team
    Of course you can. I never said they were original.

    BTW your avatar is awesome!!

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    Originally posted by tailgators@Oct 2 2003, 01:42 PM
    Q - Who is the only man who could overthrow Saddam Hussein?

    A - Vinnie Testeverde

    Q - What does Usama Bin Laden have that the JETS don't?

    A - Bin Laden has a running game.

    Q - What do the JETS and Billy Graham have in common?

    A - They both can make a stadium filled with 77,000 people yell JESUS CHRIST!

    Q - How do you keep a JETS player out of your yard?

    A - Draw a Goal Line there.

    Q - Where in the NY/NJ area would you go in case of a tornado?

    A - The Meadowlands, There's never a touchdown there.

    Q - What's the difference between the JETS and a dollar bill?

    A - You can get four good quarters out of a dollar bill.

    Q - What do the JETS and possums have in common?

    A - Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.

    Q - Why was Paul Hackett upset when the JETS playbook was stolen?

    A - Because he hadn't finished reading it yet.
    very funny. the way the season is going we need some humor.

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    Originally posted by dickkotite@Oct 2 2003, 03:07 PM
    Why was josh evans confused?

    Because when rubin asked him to get a sack, he returned with a half ounce
    oh! proff. thats a low blow man no fair! My Webpage

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    Originally posted by tailgators+Oct 2 2003, 03:54 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (tailgators @ Oct 2 2003, 03:54 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin---inVINCEible-@Oct 2 2003, 03:51 PM
    hahaha , but you could use most of those jokes for any team
    Of course you can. I never said they were original.

    BTW your avatar is awesome&#33;&#33; [/b][/quote]
    thank you, tailgators

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    Those were funny shayt :lol:

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