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    PROOF THAT THE WORLD IS NUTS!! (Just to further your education)

    In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the
    animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is
    punishable by death.

    (Like THAT makes sense.)

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    In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals,
    but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination.
    He may only see their reflection in a mirror.

    (Do they look different reversed?)

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    Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse.
    This also applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased
    must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.

    (A brick??)

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    The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.

    (Much worse than "going blind!")

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    There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the
    countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the
    privilege of having sexfor the first time... Reason: under Guam
    law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.

    (Are you for real?)

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    In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her
    adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands.
    The husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any
    manner desired.

    (Ah! Justice&#33

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    Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in
    tropical fish stores.

    (But of course&#33

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    In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and
    the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness
    the act.

    (Makes one shudder at the thought.)

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    In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a
    woman and her daughter at the same time.

    (I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?)

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    In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one
    exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only
    "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the
    premises."

    (What the?)

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    Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

    (Who volunteers for this stuff?)

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    Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

    (Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)

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    The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own
    weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.

    (From drinking little bottles of...?)

    (Did the govt. pay for this research??)

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    Butterflies taste with their feet.

    (Ah, geez)

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    An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.

    (I know some people like that.)

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    Starfish don't have brains.

    (I know some people like that too)

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    And, the best for last.....

    Turtles can breathe through their butts.

    (Do you think they have bad breath?)

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    I'm moving to Guam :lol:

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    Originally posted by pope@Feb 5 2004, 01:46 PM
    I'm moving to Guam :lol:
    Why, so you can pay to be "deflowered"?....... :lol:

    Assmop will do it for nothing......

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    Good thing for you flyingfairy you don't have to move anywhere, the MA ruling yesterday has you tickled pink, doesn't it?

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    Originally posted by pope@Feb 5 2004, 01:57 PM
    Good thing for you flyingfairy you don't have to move anywhere, the MA ruling yesterday has you tickled pink, doesn't it?
    Not really

    I dread knowing you and your "significant other" will probably end up as my neighbors.......

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    You and your eeerrrrrr ferret's must have been partying all night long.

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    Originally posted by pope@Feb 5 2004, 02:01 PM
    You and your eeerrrrrr ferret's must have been partying all night long.
    That was dumb

    You can do better

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    I would hate to live in Indonesia. :blink:

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    Originally posted by NYJ310@Feb 5 2004, 02:04 PM
    I would hate to live in Indonesia. :blink:
    They'd have to catch you first.

    Not sure how they'd do that......unless you're a "moaner"....... :lol:

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    Originally posted by FlyingElvis+Feb 5 2004, 04:07 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (FlyingElvis @ Feb 5 2004, 04:07 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--NYJ310@Feb 5 2004, 02:04 PM
    I would hate to live in Indonesia. :blink:
    They&#39;d have to catch you first.

    Not sure how they&#39;d do that......unless you&#39;re a "moaner"....... :lol: [/b][/quote]
    :lol: :lol: :lol:

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    :lol: L.M.A.O. :lol:

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    You should see the Vet bill from when my turtle needed CPR.....

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    Originally posted by JerryK@Feb 5 2004, 02:40 PM
    You should see the Vet bill from when my turtle needed CPR.....
    Your turtle would not need CPR if JonEJet got the hell out of there.

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    This thread has CLOSED written all over it.

    Funny as all hell though.

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    Funny, interesting, and yet, disturbing stuff :blink:

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