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    She said to say hello to everyone here, and have a safe flight/trip for those of you making the pilgrimage to ProPlayer Stadium on Sunday.

    The weather is nice and she met up with the crew from Stamford's Finest and New Jersey's Finest down in Ft. Lauderdale. Having a wonderful time, wish you were there. :lol:

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    Originally posted by Limolady@Sep 30 2004, 07:30 PM
    She said to say hello to everyone here, and have a safe flight/trip for those of you making the pilgrimage to ProPlayer Stadium on Sunday.

    The weather is nice and she met up with the crew from Stamford's Finest and New Jersey's Finest down in Ft. Lauderdale. Having a wonderful time, wish you were there. :lol:
    talked to her today, having dinner & drinks tomorrow with her & her girls..Come on down, we are waiting for all of you lol

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    Was going to go meet them at Hooters with Jetgirl but I bailed out, I am too tired, wuss I know.

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    The girls are hanging at Hooter's? Damn, I need a new job.

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    Let's see:

    Plan A: Work hard in high school, foregoing sex and drugs, earn a partial scholarship to a good college, take out 40G in loans, study hard, hate life, sleep with professor and his goat, earn good grades, write 400-page senior thesis, work as a waiter for a year at a ****ty restaurant, go to grad school the following year, earn and MBA in two years of pain and suffering while accumulating another 60G in loan debt, leave school, get a crappy job at Stearns and Foster in the mailroom, enter the Collections process for failing to pay college loans, try to advance at work, five years pass, somebody in the main office dies and you get the shot at his job, you suck at it, but they tolerate your pure animal stupidity and decide to give you 40K per year (still not enough to play college loans and rent at the same time). You climb the ladder slowly, slowly. You make 60K after another 10 years at a soulless job and move up to firing your co-workers who detest you and pray for your death. You still have 60G in loans left to pay, and fired co-workers pray for your demise and scratch the used VW you bought, putting you another 25G in debt for a car with a failing foreign transmission. You re-enter collections. You stick it out. The bosses like your cold-bloodedness and the fact that your social life is non-existant. You work overnights three times a week to monitor oil holdings in Japan on the internet. They give you a raise and a promotion. 80G per. Somebody offers you a Jets season ticket--one--in section 346 in the nose-bleeds sitting next to smelly Panamanian Giant fans who got their Jet season tickets in the 70's when they were giving them away. You hate them. They hate you. You contract hypothermia at a December Jets-Texans game. You lose a finger. You get another promotion. 100G per. You upgrade your tickets and are on the 35 yard line, tier level. You take what little money you have left over after paying for your college loans and for the VW that no longer runs and for porn and you decide to take your first vacation in 20 years of service, to Miami, to see your beloved Jets. You have a great time. You get back and you get fired for leaving your post at a "sensitive time" and costing the company, whom you have killed yourself for, seven-thousand dollars in gross revenue. You hang yourself. Your sister in Idaho becomes liable for your college loans.


    -OR-

    Plan B: Be blonde with a great rack, go to Miami and San Diego at will. Live happy, sail your boat, carpe diem.




    LOL!

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    Originally posted by TomShane@Sep 30 2004, 11:34 PM
    Let's see:

    Plan A: Work hard in high school, foregoing sex and drugs, earn a partial scholarship to a good college, take out 40G in loans, study hard, hate life, sleep with professor and his goat, earn good grades, write 400-page senior thesis, work as a waiter for a year at a ****ty restaurant, go to grad school the following year, earn and MBA in two years of pain and suffering while accumulating another 60G in loan debt, leave school, get a crappy job at Stearns and Foster in the mailroom, enter the Collections process for failing to pay college loans, try to advance at work, five years pass, somebody in the main office dies and you get the shot at his job, you suck at it, but they tolerate your pure animal stupidity and decide to give you 40K per year (still not enough to play college loans and rent at the same time). You climb the ladder slowly, slowly. You make 60K after another 10 years at a soulless job and move up to firing your co-workers who detest you and pray for your death. You still have 60G in loans left to pay, and fired co-workers pray for your demise and scratch the used VW you bought, putting you another 25G in debt for a car with a failing foreign transmission. You re-enter collections. You stick it out. The bosses like your cold-bloodedness and the fact that your social life is non-existant. You work overnights three times a week to monitor oil holdings in Japan on the internet. They give you a raise and a promotion. 80G per. Somebody offers you a Jets season ticket--one--in section 346 in the nose-bleeds sitting next to smelly Panamanian Giant fans who got their Jet season tickets in the 70's when they were giving them away. You hate them. They hate you. You contract hypothermia at a December Jets-Texans game. You lose a finger. You get another promotion. 100G per. You upgrade your tickets and are on the 35 yard line, tier level. You take what little money you have left over after paying for your college loans and for the VW that no longer runs and for porn and you decide to take your first vacation in 20 years of service, to Miami, to see your beloved Jets. You have a great time. You get back and you get fired for leaving your post at a "sensitive time" and costing the company, whom you have killed yourself for, seven-thousand dollars in gross revenue. You hang yourself. Your sister in Idaho becomes liable for your college loans.


    -OR-

    Plan B: Be blonde with a great rack, go to Miami and San Diego at will. Live happy, sail your boat, carpe diem.




    LOL!
    TS nailed option A

    SO FUNNY!

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    That may be the most depressing post I have ever read. Congrats, TomShane.

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    I should be at the hotel by 5:30pm tonight...

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