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    There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.

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    There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.

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    Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

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    I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do; and for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down.’

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    I still feel 30, except when I try to run.

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    Scouts are/is cool.

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    My wife, ohhh my wife.

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    Echo, My grandsons favorite "loud word".

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    Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it remains?

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    A dog has an owner. A cat has a staff.

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    Beyond the sugar ants and the wasps we are insect and rodent free.

    Well there have been some skunks in the back yard.

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    I think sex is better than logic, but I can't prove it.

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    “They lie about marijuana: ‘Marijuana makes you unmotivated.’ Lie. When you’re high, you can do anything you normally do just as well. You just realize it’s not worth the ****ing effort. There’s a difference.”

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    “I’m on a whiskey diet…I’ve lost three days already.”

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    Wife said I can re tuck point the chimneys, they need it, and oh, paint the house, need to get on it, some things I have let slide.

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    I think this Scouts JI thing will work out.

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    Supe III, you the best.

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    This is, my JI infamy.

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    Spent a night in jail once for a failure to appear, I was fighting a lane change ticket and 18, then blew off the court date.

    Cop came to my parents/my house and knocked. I, not noticing who was at the door, ran up the stairs and answered the door.

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    Cop says are you Gunnails, I say no, I will see if he is here. Cop says don't go anywhere. He tagged and bagged me right then and there. Neighbors never said nothing.

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