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    I found this on another forum but i like it, and its probably true. PLEASE READ IT ALL

    An elementary teacher starts a new job at a school in San Diego and trying to make a good impression on her first day, explains to her class that she's a Chargers fan. She asks the class to raise their hands if they too are Charger fans. Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl.

    The teacher looks a little surprised and says: "Mary, why didn't you raise your hand?"
    "Because I'm not a Chargers fan," she replied.
    The teacher asked "Well, if you're not a Chargers fan, then who do you support?"
    "I'm a Chiefs fan, and proud of it," Mary replied.
    The teacher, now becoming interested in the lone dissenter asks, "Mary, why are you a Chiefs fan?"
    "Because my Mom and dad are from Kansas City and my Mom is a Chiefs fan and my dad is a Chiefs fan, so I'm a Chiefs fan too!"
    "Well," said the teacher, in an obviously annoyed tone, "that's not necessarily a reason for you to be a Chiefs fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your Mom was a prostitute and your dad was a pimp, drug addict and a car thief, what would you be then?"
    Mary said, "I'd be a Raiders fan."

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    Originally posted by FrankiePob88@Mar 27 2005, 08:57 PM
    I found this on another forum but i like it, and its probably true. PLEASE READ IT ALL

    An elementary teacher starts a new job at a school in San Diego and trying to make a good impression on her first day, explains to her class that she's a Chargers fan. She asks the class to raise their hands if they too are Charger fans. Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl.

    The teacher looks a little surprised and says: "Mary, why didn't you raise your hand?"
    "Because I'm not a Chargers fan," she replied.
    The teacher asked "Well, if you're not a Chargers fan, then who do you support?"
    "I'm a Chiefs fan, and proud of it," Mary replied.
    The teacher, now becoming interested in the lone dissenter asks, "Mary, why are you a Chiefs fan?"
    "Because my Mom and dad are from Kansas City and my Mom is a Chiefs fan and my dad is a Chiefs fan, so I'm a Chiefs fan too!"
    "Well," said the teacher, in an obviously annoyed tone, "that's not necessarily a reason for you to be a Chiefs fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your Mom was a prostitute and your dad was a pimp, drug addict and a car thief, what would you be then?"
    Mary said, "I'd be a Raiders fan."
    :lol: :lol: :lol:

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    Duuuuuuude! You gotta post that on the nearest Raiders board! :lol:

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    Originally posted by FrankiePob88@Mar 27 2005, 08:57 PM
    I found this on another forum but i like it, and its probably true. PLEASE READ IT ALL

    An elementary teacher starts a new job at a school in San Diego and trying to make a good impression on her first day, explains to her class that she's a Chargers fan. She asks the class to raise their hands if they too are Charger fans. Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl.

    The teacher looks a little surprised and says: "Mary, why didn't you raise your hand?"
    "Because I'm not a Chargers fan," she replied.
    The teacher asked "Well, if you're not a Chargers fan, then who do you support?"
    "I'm a Chiefs fan, and proud of it," Mary replied.
    The teacher, now becoming interested in the lone dissenter asks, "Mary, why are you a Chiefs fan?"
    "Because my Mom and dad are from Kansas City and my Mom is a Chiefs fan and my dad is a Chiefs fan, so I'm a Chiefs fan too!"
    "Well," said the teacher, in an obviously annoyed tone, "that's not necessarily a reason for you to be a Chiefs fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your Mom was a prostitute and your dad was a pimp, drug addict and a car thief, what would you be then?"
    Mary said, "I'd be a Raiders fan."
    :lol:

    ha ha.

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