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October 2, 2020
Brett Ryps Hole In Flaming Trash Barge, Sinks Jets to 0-4

To paraphrase a quote from This Is Spinaltap: “It’s like, how much more bad can the Jets be? And the answer is…none. None more bad.” Thursday Night Football saw the Jets, a smoldering trash fire masquerading as a professional sports team, lose to the Denver Broncos 38-27. The Broncos were 0-3 coming into the game,…

October 1, 2020
Game Preview: Jets (0-3) vs. Broncos (0-3), Will Gase Get Fired?

As presently constructed it’s damn near impossible to imagine how either the Broncos or the Jets could beat any other team in this league. Both teams are littered with injuries. Maybe they could beat the Giants, maybe. But that’s about it. At least for the Bronco’s sake, they can say their current standing is mostly…

September 27, 2020
Colts stampede Jets, 36-7

The Jets lost to the Colts today. The Jets lost by a lot of points. The Jets have now lost three games in a row. The Jets are very bad.  Surreally bad. Watching them almost feels like watching some bizarre performance art. It feels unfathomable that an apparent effort to win football games has resulted…

September 21, 2020
What Would/Should Jets Do If They Got First Overall Draft Pick?

Let’s start this conversation by admitting it’s way too soon to be having this conversation. But I was asked some version of the question before the season started and got many more versions yesterday. There’s no reason to think these questions will go away anytime soon. The Jets will continue to look bad and depress…

September 20, 2020
Jets Still Not Ready, Lose 31-13 to 49ers

EAST RUTHERFORD, NJ – The Jets weren’t ready for the Bills last week nor were they ready for the 49ers today. At this point one has to wonder if they’ll be ready before the season is over. They certainly look ready for the season to be over though. Mekhi Becton and Quinnen Williams played great…

September 18, 2020
Game Preview: Jets (0-1) Vs. 49ers (0-1)

Six Months into a global pandemic and we’ve found the silver lining for Jets season-ticket holders. Covid-19 restrictions will save fans from subjecting themselves to spending their time and money to watch this team in person. Fanatics would never prioritize their sanity over watching their favorite team. But Covid-19 made this decision for you and…

September 16, 2020
Let’s Overreact to Week 1

It’s Week 1 in the NFL, baby. That means it’s time to overreact to a sample size consisting of 1 (one) game. Some fans will rejoice, some will be filled with hope, but in the wake of the Jets’ slaughter at the hands of the Buffalo Bills, these overreactions aren’t going to be particularly happy…

September 16, 2020
Jets Place Bell, Mims and Cashman on IR

Welcome to another addition of ‘Things Can Always Get Worse.’ You didn’t really think the disaster would be contained to Sunday, did you? After looking woefully unprepared and outmatched against the Bills, the Jets have placed three players on IR. Le’Veon Bell, Denzel Mims and Blake Cashman. Bell and Mims both have hamstring injuries and…

September 13, 2020
Jets Show They’re Not Ready In 27-17 Loss To Bills

The prevailing thought at the close of training camp was, the Jets aren’t ready for the season to start. Today they proved that thought to be correct. From the opening drive, to the final whistle the Jets were outmatched in every conceivable way. The Bills had the most talent, far superior coaching and they even…

September 11, 2020
Season Preview: This Could Get Ugly

The NFL season kicked off last night in Kansas City. The Chiefs are still a juggernaut, the rest of the league is simply trying to catch up. The Jets aren’t tanking, but this season is about building for the future far more than winning this year. The Jets currently have over $30 million in cap…