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December 20, 2020
Everything is bad

Frank Gore. It had to be Frank Gore.  In a twist of fate, almost too blisteringly cruel to fathom, the Jets defeated the Los Angeles Rams by three, meaning that Jets fans will likely have to endure one of the worst seasons in NFL history without getting the number one pick and Trevor Lawrence.  Just…

December 13, 2020
Jets brutalized by the Adams Family, 40-3

You already know who won this game. You knew who was going to win this game before the opening kickoff. What you maybe didn’t know is that it would happen in such embarrassing and one sided fashion. Let’s get into it.  The Jets moved the ball well on their first drive, but then like a…

December 7, 2020
Jets Fire Gregg Williams

The 0-12 Jets are once again the talk of the league after their miraculous loss/blown win. After seeming to have their first win of the season, Gregg Williams called a zero blitz and got burned. The Jets lost, people put on their tin-foil hats and started explaining that the Jets did that on purpose. “How…

December 6, 2020
Jets narrowly out-suck Raiders, lose on last second TD bomb

*Captain Jack Sparrow voice* “Gentleman! You will always remember this as the day you *ALMOST* out-tanked Coach. Adam. GASE!!!!” They did it. It came down to the wire, but the Jets somehow pulled it out. On a last minute, desperation heave by Raiders QB Derek Carr, the pathetic Jets were slain by the slightly less…

November 30, 2020
Adam Gase Broke My Brain

“Only five more weeks… Only five more weeks… Only five more weeks.” Down 13-3 early in the fourth quarter, the Jets lined up to try to covert a fourth-and-one. Sam Darnold handed the ball to Frank Gore to run up the middle only to get stuffed for what felt like the 100th time. And that’s…

November 29, 2020
Jets lose eleventh straight game, surprising absolutely no one

Let’s just get this over with.  Today, the Jets lost to the Miami Dolphins. It was their eleventh straight loss, bringing them one step closer to the first overall pick and me one step closer to the brink of insanity. You want a recap of this game? The first half can be summed up in…

November 23, 2020
Jets belted by Bolts, complete historic nosedive

We witnessed the unstoppable force meeting the immovable object: the Jets penchant for getting blown out and the Chargers’ penchant for blowing games they should easily win. In the end, we got a little bit of both. In the first half, the Chargers absolutely steamrolled the Jets with rookie QB Justin Herbert compiling more passing…

November 17, 2020
Joe Flacco to Start Against Chargers

The Jets will pick up from their off-week with Joe Flacco at quarterback. Sam Darnold will be out with an injured shoulder. Darnold played through the pain, re-injured his shoulder, played through again only for the braintrust to finally realize they should let him get 100 percent healthy before sending him out to play again….

November 10, 2020
Jets shift tank into Hyperdrive, overcome near victory at hands of New England

No matter the circumstances, no matter the odds, the great ones always find a way. Overcoming valiant efforts from their rookie class, Harvey Langi, and Joe Flacco (kinda) the Jets demonstrated beyond a shadow of a doubt that they are truly the best at being the worst; they fell to the New England Patriots 30-27,…

Jachai Polite
November 1, 2020
Plucky underdog Chiefs stun Jets, 35-9.

The Jets had their Gotham Green backsides tanned Chiefs red as they were walloped 35-9 by the defending champs.  This game has been circled on a lot of people’s calendar’s all year…the day that the worst team in the NFL played possibly it’s best: the Kansas City Chiefs. We all expected this game to be…