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January 10, 2021
The best head coaching candidate that you’ve never heard of

Well, Adam Gase has finally been banished to the shadowy void from whence he came. As the Jets look to turn the page on what was perhaps the worst era in this history of Jets football, it’s worth asking: “how did that even happen?” and perhaps more importantly: “how do we make sure it never…

December 13, 2020
Jets brutalized by the Adams Family, 40-3

You already know who won this game. You knew who was going to win this game before the opening kickoff. What you maybe didn’t know is that it would happen in such embarrassing and one sided fashion. Let’s get into it.  The Jets moved the ball well on their first drive, but then like a…

November 29, 2020
Jets lose eleventh straight game, surprising absolutely no one

Let’s just get this over with.  Today, the Jets lost to the Miami Dolphins. It was their eleventh straight loss, bringing them one step closer to the first overall pick and me one step closer to the brink of insanity. You want a recap of this game? The first half can be summed up in…

November 10, 2020
Jets shift tank into Hyperdrive, overcome near victory at hands of New England

No matter the circumstances, no matter the odds, the great ones always find a way. Overcoming valiant efforts from their rookie class, Harvey Langi, and Joe Flacco (kinda) the Jets demonstrated beyond a shadow of a doubt that they are truly the best at being the worst; they fell to the New England Patriots 30-27,…

October 11, 2020
First win of the season not in the Cards; Jets dealt a fifth straight loss

Hoo boy.  So if you’ve been paying attention, the Jets are bad. Very bad, some might say. And when you’re a bad team in the NFL, you need some lucky breaks to pull off wins. You might hope to catch a team traveling several times zones across the country. You might hope to capitalize on…

October 2, 2020
Brett Ryps Hole In Flaming Trash Barge, Sinks Jets to 0-4

To paraphrase a quote from This Is Spinaltap: “It’s like, how much more bad can the Jets be? And the answer is…none. None more bad.” Thursday Night Football saw the Jets, a smoldering trash fire masquerading as a professional sports team, lose to the Denver Broncos 38-27. The Broncos were 0-3 coming into the game,…

September 1, 2020
Jets fans need to be patient with Mekhi Becton

In the thralls of the oppressive August heat, NFL fans often look to one oasis for relief: rookie training camp reports. Fans from all 32 teams are chomping at the bit for any kind of sign that maybe their team has snagged themselves a future star. For the New York Jets, that hope has come…

July 27, 2020
The NFL should delay the season to save the season

So I’m not sure if you’ve heard, but the 2020 NFL season is in dire, dire jeopardy. With catastrophe looming on the horizon, I feel like the scientist at the beginning of every B-list disaster movie: I think I might know how to save the season that we all so desperately want to see, but…

May 12, 2020
Should the Jets sign Logan Ryan?

As football season slogs through the doldrums of spring, Manish Mehta of the NY Daily News bestowed upon a shot of dopamine to see us through to the start of training camp; the rare mid-May news break. It was reported that the Jets “believe” they will succeed in signing former Titans defensive back: Logan Ryan….

April 1, 2019
2019 NFL Draft: QB Rankings

Hahahaha, who cares? Seriously though, the Jets drafted Sam Darnold last year and while it’s too early to say they have definitely found their franchise quarterback for the next 10-15 years, we have certainly seen more than enough from Darnold to know there’s no need to look at the quarterbacks in this draft. And thank god…